to the tune of:

"King of the Road"

 

Weapons I have for sale
Tools of death through the mail
No cheques, no money back
The same terms I give Iraq
I don't care about race or creed
Just my overwhelming greed
I'm a man who sides with all sides
Merchant of arms

Sold ninety guns today
Destination: IRA
Two hundred hand grenades
Went to British Army aides
Well, I sell to Israeli troops
And Islamic terrorist groups
I'm a man who sides with all sides
Merchant of arms

I know every general in every war
All of the terrorists and what they stand for
I know every hotspot in every land
And every coup they're gonna do as soon as it's planned

No nukes for sale for rent
Victim of disarmament
No neutron bombs on file
I ain't got no cruise missile
But two billion dollars might
Buy a killer satellite
I'm a man who sides with all sides
Merchant of arms